Maryland has been forced to change it's name from "Mary-Land" to Larry-land! The following will be recorded for prosperity:Learn it. Love it. LARRYLAND!
This is, of course, because Larry Johnson SR continues to dive down into Larryland and recruit their best talent to cross the Mason-Dixon line and put on the Blue and White. This is all because FOS is announcing that PSU just landed Sean Stanley a four star Defensive Lineman out of Larryland.
I love you LJSR. I love you for having a beastly son. I love you because you are a recruiting god and easily the third most important coach on the PSU staff. Most importantly, I love you because "Larryland is for Lovers!"
What's that Larry? You have something to say? The floor is yours, sir!
GO STATE! RECRUIT HARD!